Land of Musicals and Dreams

cadaverousgallant: pacolind: I was playing Minecraft,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:11:38 -0400

pacolind:

I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

areyoutryingtodeduceme: SO TO GET MY FRIENDS TO HELP ME DO TEA...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:35:33 -0400

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

SO TO GET MY FRIENDS TO HELP ME DO TEA THINGS, I BRIBE THEM WITH FOOD. AND I DON’T FUCK AROUND.

I MADE JACKIE COOKIES WITH THE BLOOD OF HER ENEMIES. HERE, HAVE A RECIPE:

RED VELVET CRINKLE COOKIES AKA THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES COOKIES

THIS IS THE EASIEST FUCKING RECIPE EVER. YOU USE A FUCKING BOX OF RED VELVET CAKE MIX.

AND 6 TABLESPOONS OF BUTTER

MELTED BUTTER. MELT IT WITH YOUR RAGE.

AND TWO EGGS. FROM EVIL CHICKENS, IF POSSIBLE. EVIL CHICKENS ARE USUALLY FREE RANGE.

AND A SPLASH OF BAILEY’S BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKING BAILEY’S.

JUST MIX ALL OF THOSE THINGS IN A BOWL. FUCK USING A MIXER, USE A WOODEN SPOON LIKE A MAN.

ONCE YOU HAVE A THICK, STICKY DOUGH, PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE FOR A WHILE. AN HOUR IF YOU HAVE TIME TO SPARE. 15 MINUTES IF YOU NEED COOKIES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

ROLL THE DOUGH INTO 1” BALLS (haha, balls). ROLL THE BALLS (ha) IN A SHALLOW BOWL FILLED WITH POWDERED SUGAR

PUT THe COOKIES A COUPLE INCHES APART ON A COOL, PARCHMENT LINED COOKIE SHEET.

BAKE AT 375 DEGREES FOR 10 MINUTES OR SOMETHING

ALLOW TO COOL

(OR NOT)

DEVOUR

(SUFFER TONGUE BURNS)

SORRY JACKIE I’LL MAKE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES PUDDING NEXT TIME.

Wait the last thing Cas heard as angel was Dean calling his full name

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:25:46 -0400

raggedywings:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

a-whole-new-level-of-freak:

I don’t know if that is beautiful or heart wrenchingly sad

that means the first thing Cas did as an angel was scream Dean’s name

and the last thing he did as an angel was listen as Dean screamed back

psychocereals: p2iioniic2wag: minestuck: miraculoustang: YOUT...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:29:51 -0400

psychocereals:

p2iioniic2wag:

minestuck:

miraculoustang:

YOUTUBE VERSION!

i highly suggest this ver its not FUCKED UP

I DONT EVEN LIKE HOMESTUCK AND I CRIED LAUGHCINg

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL

I HAVEN’T BEen laughing so much for ages jesus christ this is golden!

SO THIS IS WHAT TZ WAS QUOTING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

thehipsterlifestyle: rockpapertheodore: christina-mcdonald: Wi...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:23:54 -0400

thehipsterlifestyle:

rockpapertheodore:

christina-mcdonald:

Will reblog every, EVERY time.

what a helpful young person

I’ve seen this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!

[tw: rape culture] pretty in pink.

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:22:03 -0400

owlmylove:

When I was 10, I saw

my first episode of Law & Order, SVU

a woman screamed

and her pretty pink dress ripped

the scene cut to black but then

she sat in a station

hair mussed and mascara running

and she seemed broken

and empty

and that’s when I began to prepare

for the inevitable.

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madragingven: callieohpenis: madragingven: family...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:18:23 -0400

madragingven:

callieohpenis:

madragingven:

family photos

happy 4/13 everyone

where the fuck are all the notes this is legit making me mad
my piece of shit fanart of mutini has more notes than this
fuCKING
LOOK AT THIS
FAMILY MOTHERFUCKING PHOTOS
I’M GOING TO SCREAM
I AM GOING TO GO TO EVERY SINGLE HOUSE OF EVERY PERSON WHO THOUGHT THIS WASN’T WORTHY OF REBLOGGING AND PUNCH THE DOOR DOWN AND GO INTO THEIR ROOM
AND SCREAM
DO YOU NOT SEE THE TEXTURE OF THE WOOD?? THAT ROBOT ARM???? THE SHADES?????
WHO EVEN LOOKS AT THIS AND THINKS ‘OH IT’S JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF HOMESTUCK FANART’
IT’S NOT

ahahaha holy shit, what a great comment to receive. You’re wonderful, but please don’t incur breaking and entering and assault charges on my behalf.

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:41:00 -0400

seapeny:

rainbow-road-to-happiness:

You can choose what kind of tree you want to become

Idk I just find this beautiful

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.

this is a serious post about how much I want this. I’ll make sure my family knows.

zoeysugg: ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:43:40 -0400

zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

REBLOG IF I CAN WRITE TO YOU AND SIMPLY START A FRIENDSHIP

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:32:13 -0400

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:04:55 -0400

benvoliosbooty: timeanddivision: chocolatula: 24kgoldemort: s...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:04:05 -0400

benvoliosbooty:

timeanddivision:

chocolatula:

24kgoldemort:

stabshingrainbows:

chocolatula:

gamzee you’re such a creep.

Whose hand is that jutting out of the tree?

The world may never know.

GUYS IT’S JOHN’S HANd OMg imdying

cleveeeer

i think it’s cute how Terezi is little red riding hood and Gamzee is the wolf

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD BRINGS TREATS TO GRANDMA AND THE BASKET IS FULL OF RED CHALK so beautiful.

kwru: whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:02:15 -0400

kwru:

whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

yes hello teacher for the evidence for my project i will use this post from tumblr dot com. i went through the 70k notes and counted each individual like and reblog.

kwru: whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:00:42 -0400

kwru:

whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

yes hello teacher for the evidence for my project i will use this post from tumblr dot com. i went through the 70k notes and counted each individual like and reblog.

kkatkkrap: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:20:46 -0400

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT.

mishawinsexster: This is all entertainment weekly has to say...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:17:48 -0400

mishawinsexster:

This is all entertainment weekly has to say about the supernatural finale

hyoipears: Um. Merida got a redesign. And tHIS IS NOT OKAY??...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:11:40 -0400

hyoipears:

Um. Merida got a redesign. And tHIS IS NOT OKAY??

Sure Disney’s done redesigns for all their princesses lately and they messed those up pretty badly too. There’s no point raising a fuss about Cinderella and Aurora’s bangs because sigh I guess it’s just hair (even though it really is quite atrocious. Their iconic hairstyles are simply gone) and it’s the downright disrespectful appropriation going on in Pocahontas’ new look that merits more complaints. But this. THIS. They’ve taken poor Merida and turned her into exactly what she didn’t want to be. She’s clearly skinnier than before even though Brenda Chapman specifically designed her not to be, her poor precious face is almost unrecognisable and they put her in the dress that she hated, the dress that wasn’t just literally a physical constraint for her but symbolised everything that she hated about her life. They’ve put her in the dress that stands against everything she spent her entire film fighting against. They gave Merida choice and autonomy and now they’re taking it away just because they want her to fit in with the rest of the princesses. THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FILM AND THE CHARACTER WAS THAT SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO CONFORM TO OTHER PEOPLE’S EXPECTATIONS OF HER BUT THAT SHE CAN BE A STRONG, CONFIDENT AND STILL FEMININEYOUNG WOMAN ON. HER. OWN. TERMS.

And Disney’s gone and spit on all of that.

It’s not even the people who drew and designed her that want it, there are so many interviews and inside opinions where people specifically state that they hate what they’re doing to the characters with the redesigns, and that they keep trying to tone them down or keep them closer to the spirit of the originals. But marketing or whatever other crappy departments Disney have breathing down their necks forbid them from doing so and insist that no, make them look more ridiculous more horrible because this is Disney we don’t care about children growing up with healthy views on women all we care about is money and we’re sure this will get us lots of it omg so much money all the money leT’S EMBRACE THE MISOGYNY BECAUSE IT’LL GIVE US MORE CASH THAN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.

It’s not even just me, there is petition going around for people to sign asking Disney to stop and change Merida back because no this is wrong this is disgusting and i am in literal tears right now i cant handle this shit.

seedysunflower: Hey There Castiel (Answer Me) A “Hey There...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:07:51 -0400

seedysunflower:

Hey There Castiel (Answer Me)

A “Hey There Delilah” Parody

Album art and lyrics by Steph (seedysunflower), vocals by Kira (motivatioff)

——

Hey there Castiel

Well I’m sure you’ve heard me calling

You’re a thousand miles away but still

Somehow I know you’re listening

You must be

What’s free will’s point if I’m not free?

‘Cause you’ve trapped me

——

Hey there Castiel

Why’d you bother pulling me out?

‘Cause without you I’m right back in hell

And frankly I’d take burning

Over this

All of my prayers you’ll just dismiss

But it’s you I miss

—-

Oh why won’t you answer me x4

Please just answer me

—-

Hey there Castiel

You know all things fall apart

It’s unavoidable,

It happens, cities rise and fall like art

But still you hoped

For years we’ve hung on to this rope

We hung ‘till choked

—-

Hey there Castiel

I’ve still got so much left to say

If every little prayer I sent to you

Could erase this all away

I’d send them all

Then you wouldn’t ever have to fall

You’d still have it all

—-

Oh why can’t you answer me x4

—-

Cas it’s now been much too long

For me, this once just play along

I need to know if you’re going to be okay

Our friends are trying to be strong

On their faces though, it’s as clear as dawn

That none of them had wanted it this way

Cas, now things are getting’ rough

Yesterday’s hope won’t be enough

Come morning, I will never be the same

And you’re to blame

—-

Hey there Castiel

Well I’m sure you’ve heard me calling

You’re a thousand miles away and now

I know that you’re not listening

Now I see

Once I deigned to call you family

Still I need you like you needed me

Hey there Castiel, can’t you see

You set me free

—-

Oh why won’t you answer me x4

Please just answer me

——————

Dowload at the Mizuboo

a-game-of-romance-and-winchester: In response to this [x] A...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:06:50 -0400

a-game-of-romance-and-winchester:

In response to this [x]

A “Hey There Delilah” Parody.

Lyrics and vocals by Day Loren (thebadkidblog)

Hello there Dean

I trust that you are getting by

Yes I can hear your praying

Every morning, day and night

Yes it’s true

Dean my ears are always on for you

They’re on for you

Hello there Dean

I hope you know that I am listening

I can’t respond this moment

But every time I hear you whispering

I feel you

Dean I’m just as scared as you

I miss you too

Oh I can hear you x4

But I can’t answer you

Hello there Dean

Yes I wish I was by your side

But there are questions that need answering

Answers that I’ve got to find

I still have hope

But friend I must do this alone

I’ll come back home

Hello there Dean

I wish that I could give a sign

To let you know the things you’re saying

It’s opened up my eyes

And now I see

The reasons that I fall freely

It’s cause you catch me

Oh Dean, just keep praying 4x

Dean please try and see this through

I wouldn’t know what I would do

If I lost you to any more foul play

Although I’ve traveled pretty far

I know exactly where you are

If there is trouble I am on my way

Dean I swear, I promise you

That by the time that I get through

I’ll have the answers to make it all okay

Don’t walk away

Hello there Dean

I know that times are getting hard

It seems to me there’s always something

Pulling, tearing us part

But don’t worry

When this over we’ll be free

Then we’ll be a family

Hello there Dean just keep praying

Don’t stop praying

Oh Dean, don’t stop praying 3x

Please Dean, don’t stop praying.

Reblog this if you ever stayed home alone when you were 13

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:57:38 -0400

triggeryouroffences:

I need to prove a point to some social workers who are saying I’m too young to stay at home by myself when my mom goes to work in the evening.