cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

        I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

SO TO GET MY FRIENDS TO HELP ME DO TEA THINGS, I BRIBE THEM WITH FOOD. AND I DON’T FUCK AROUND.

I MADE JACKIE COOKIES WITH THE BLOOD OF HER ENEMIES. HERE, HAVE A RECIPE:

RED VELVET CRINKLE COOKIES AKA THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES COOKIES

• THIS IS THE EASIEST FUCKING RECIPE EVER. YOU USE A FUCKING BOX OF RED VELVET CAKE MIX.
• AND 6 TABLESPOONS OF BUTTER
• MELTED BUTTER. MELT IT WITH YOUR RAGE.
• AND TWO EGGS. FROM EVIL CHICKENS, IF POSSIBLE. EVIL CHICKENS ARE USUALLY FREE RANGE.
• AND A SPLASH OF BAILEY’S BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKING BAILEY’S.
• JUST MIX ALL OF THOSE THINGS IN A BOWL. FUCK USING A MIXER, USE A WOODEN SPOON LIKE A MAN.
• ONCE YOU HAVE A THICK, STICKY DOUGH, PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE FOR A WHILE. AN HOUR IF YOU HAVE TIME TO SPARE. 15 MINUTES IF YOU NEED COOKIES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
• ROLL THE DOUGH INTO 1” BALLS (haha, balls). ROLL THE BALLS (ha) IN A SHALLOW BOWL FILLED WITH POWDERED SUGAR
• PUT THe COOKIES A COUPLE INCHES APART ON A COOL, PARCHMENT LINED COOKIE SHEET.
• BAKE AT 375 DEGREES FOR 10 MINUTES OR SOMETHING
• ALLOW TO COOL
• (OR NOT)
• DEVOUR
• (SUFFER TONGUE BURNS)

SORRY JACKIE I’LL MAKE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES PUDDING NEXT TIME.

raggedywings:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

a-whole-new-level-of-freak:

I don’t know if that is beautiful or heart wrenchingly sad

that means the first thing Cas did as an angel was scream Dean’s name 

and the last thing he did as an angel was listen as Dean screamed back 

psychocereals:

p2iioniic2wag:

minestuck:

miraculoustang:

YOUTUBE VERSION!

i highly suggest this ver its not FUCKED UP

I DONT EVEN LIKE HOMESTUCK AND I CRIED LAUGHCINg

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL

I HAVEN’T BEen laughing so much for ages jesus christ this is golden!

SO THIS IS WHAT TZ WAS QUOTING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

thehipsterlifestyle:

rockpapertheodore:

christina-mcdonald:

Will reblog every, EVERY time.

what a helpful young person

I’ve seen this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!

owlmylove:

When I was 10, I saw

my first episode of Law & Order, SVU

a woman screamed

and her pretty pink dress ripped

the scene cut to black but then

she sat in a station

hair mussed and mascara running

and she seemed broken

and empty

and that’s when I began to prepare

for the inevitable.

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madragingven:

callieohpenis:

madragingven:

family photos

happy 4/13 everyone

where the fuck are all the notes this is legit making me mad
my piece of shit fanart of mutini has more notes than this
fuCKING
LOOK AT THIS
FAMILY MOTHERFUCKING PHOTOS
I’M GOING TO SCREAM
I AM GOING TO GO TO EVERY SINGLE HOUSE OF EVERY PERSON WHO THOUGHT THIS WASN’T WORTHY OF REBLOGGING AND PUNCH THE DOOR DOWN AND GO INTO THEIR ROOM
AND SCREAM
DO YOU NOT SEE THE TEXTURE OF THE WOOD?? THAT ROBOT ARM???? THE SHADES????? 
WHO EVEN LOOKS AT THIS AND THINKS ‘OH IT’S JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF HOMESTUCK FANART’
IT’S NOT 

ahahaha holy shit, what a great comment to receive. You’re wonderful, but please don’t incur breaking and entering and assault charges on my behalf.

seapeny:

rainbow-road-to-happiness:

You can choose what kind of tree you want to become

Idk I just find this beautiful 

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.

this is a serious post about how much I want this. I’ll make sure my family knows.

zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

benvoliosbooty:

timeanddivision:

chocolatula:

24kgoldemort:

stabshingrainbows:

chocolatula:

gamzee you’re such a creep.

Whose hand is that jutting out of the tree?

The world may never know.

GUYS IT’S JOHN’S HANd OMg imdying

cleveeeer

i think it’s cute how Terezi is little red riding hood and Gamzee is the wolf

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD BRINGS TREATS TO GRANDMA AND THE BASKET IS FULL OF RED CHALK so beautiful.

kwru:

whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

yes hello teacher for the evidence for my project i will use this post from tumblr dot com. i went through the 70k notes and counted each individual like and reblog.

kwru:

whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

yes hello teacher for the evidence for my project i will use this post from tumblr dot com. i went through the 70k notes and counted each individual like and reblog.

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT.